Rude Food

As a child, there was a book that had a profound effect on me. It reclined upstairs on a white wicker table in my mother’s haunted house in Warwickshire. I don’t suppose I was meant to see it, but of course I did.

The book was David Thorpe and Pierre La Poste’s Rude Food.  I read it furtively before my mother or step-father could find me.  I remember being fascinated, enthralled, shocked and titillated by turns.

Here is my homage to that book…

 

Rude Cucumber

Sort Of Rude.

 

Sharon FruitCheeky Sharon Fruit Duo

 

Mushroom Tusch Mushroom Tusch

PeachyPeachy

 

Brabantia Butternut Breasts

Brabantia Butternut Breasts

 

Erotic Garlic Bulb

 

Nipples Of Venus

 

Builder’s Bum Strawberry

 

Old Man Ginger Contemplates His Root

 

Kinky Courgette

 

Popping The Cherry

Popping The Cherry

 

(Not So) Sweet Potato

(Not So) Sweet Potato

 

Rude Shallot

Rude Shallot

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